Half Full by Maria Scrivan for December 30, 2013
December 29, 2013
December 31, 2013
Transcript:
Let's make a deal in hell. The devil stands as a game show host parody of let's make a deal but set in hell. He's showing off three different doors. One is marked, "phone call with bank." The next one is marked, "Trip to DMV." The third one is just marked with a question mark.
L over 10 years ago
Phone call with cable company
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago
Door number three is a trip to the doctor in 2017.
Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago
Oh come on Maria, I work at a office which has a DMV in it. (Here in Texas they just do Driver License stuff)ITs not that bad………its like Dallas Cowboy football… it only hurts if you are a fan of the team.One player I heard said it right at the pre-game “Romo is here in spirit.” He sure was. Same situation same Romo moment.
Albert Sims Premium Member over 10 years ago
In my most recent trip to the DMV to get my license renewed, I got in and out in less than half an hour. Then again, I got there shortly after they opened for the day.
Maria Scrivan Premium Member over 10 years ago
Here in CT, it’s usually an all-day project for anything other than license renewals.
Squirrelchaser over 10 years ago
I don’t know about other states, but here in MO private companies can do the licensing and renewals. The workers are much more pleasant than the DMV, you don’t have to turn off your cell phone, and they can even play Christmas music on their Muzak.
MrsSnape over 10 years ago
What’s behind Door #3? An IRS audit!
margueritem over 10 years ago
Another good one!
blanche64 over 10 years ago
JURY DUTY!!!!!
Dada4nonsense about 3 years ago
Doing your taxes or admin