Ralph: What a day! Parades and football! This is the reason I bought a high-definition, big-screen TV!
Norman: I thought you said you bought it because of the anchorwoman on channel mmmfph...
Ralph: Here, have some popcorn!
You can have the parades, the pregame show, the half time show and the post game show. Just give me football, football and more football and I’ll be a happy camper!
gkid over 10 years ago
Did you see Wally’s ears? :-)
noahproblem over 10 years ago
At least Ralph won’t have to move too far to go to sleep tonight…
flyertom over 10 years ago
Must be talking about Megyn Kelly.
Rwill over 10 years ago
I thought big screen HD TV was the end of the “good looking” news anchors. That or just a lot more makeup.
sbchamp over 10 years ago
There’s parades?When did this happen?When the Outback Bowl got moved from 11AOh.
noreenklose over 10 years ago
HAPPY and HEALTHY 2014 TO ALL!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 10 years ago
Since the BCS New Years Day Football just isn’t the same anymore.
robert423elliott 10 months ago
You can have the parades, the pregame show, the half time show and the post game show. Just give me football, football and more football and I’ll be a happy camper!