For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for March 21, 1990

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Elly: Look at Farley, John - don't you think he's getting fat? John: He's got so much hair - how can you tell? Elly: He's shaped like a footstool! Put your arms around him - can you feel any ribs? John: I don't know - I've forgotten what ribs feel like.