Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 10, 1993
Transcript:
WORLD CUP 84 Ref: NATE WRIGHT SCORES AGAIN! He's the greatest soccer player since Pele! Francis: Wow! What happened to you? Nate: Soccer game. But not just any soccer game! This was an epic! Two teams, locked in mortal combat for a blistering sixty minutes! I tell you, it was war out there! Soccer armageddon! No prisoners taken! Francis: Wow! So who'd you play? Who won? Nate: Uh...well... Sheila: Better luck next time, Nate! Jenny: Did you have three goals or four? Nate: (thought) I hate scrimmaging against the girls.
NOT_CREATIVE_PERSON over 10 years ago
mortal combat as in the game/!
willstarbailey almost 10 years ago
It’s Epic because Nate said “Mortal Combat”
Comisftw almost 10 years ago
I suppose, Nate isn’t a good soccer player.
BlueFoxFunny almost 9 years ago
MORTAL COMBAT!!!
NanaKwameOpoku about 6 years ago
Woah. Tough luck Nate. VERY tough luck
NanaKwameOpoku about 6 years ago
Woah. Tough luck Nate. VERY tough luck
skylarfeather almost 6 years ago
anyone else noticed where she touched…
Queen5389 over 5 years ago
what was that wap?
WAFFLENINJA707 over 5 years ago
I bet Nate liked that.
Peco over 4 years ago
She slapped his booty.
This Username Is Already Taken about 4 years ago
she just spanked him :3
DM9001 almost 4 years ago
Mortal Kombat fans be like: You made a typo.
Sir Martin Wright ||| over 3 years ago
isnt a game 90 minutes? not 60
Culer (super mega based fc barcelona fan of gc) about 3 years ago
Pele? the guy counts ever single goal as a professional even if he plays his grandkids and scores a hattrick. How about Maradona? (rip btw)
Over-Confident Nate (Comic Reviewer) about 3 years ago
she hit him un the butt
The Comment Section Francis over 2 years ago
The second to last comic alone will make me never join sports!
Martin Wright over 2 years ago
What’s with “Mortal Kombat”?
Unicorn55 (Happy New Year 2022!) over 2 years ago
…wait HOLD UP
Unicorn55 (Happy New Year 2022!) over 2 years ago
…HOLD UP
STUFF ENJOYER 6 months ago
She touched the place…