Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 10, 1993

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WORLD CUP 84 Ref: NATE WRIGHT SCORES AGAIN! He's the greatest soccer player since Pele! Francis: Wow! What happened to you? Nate: Soccer game. But not just any soccer game! This was an epic! Two teams, locked in mortal combat for a blistering sixty minutes! I tell you, it was war out there! Soccer armageddon! No prisoners taken! Francis: Wow! So who'd you play? Who won? Nate: Uh...well... Sheila: Better luck next time, Nate! Jenny: Did you have three goals or four? Nate: (thought) I hate scrimmaging against the girls.