Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 09, 2013

The Fink will never get a humanity award.

The crocs look hungry today.

Don’t count on Tarzan to rescue you from Gimla.

Always good to have a Plan B

And if the rope holds …

Crocs jump, don’t they?

Ouch!

Yo, Fink. That’s why the guillotine was invented. Efficiency. Certainty. Maybe a little too much gore for the public though. And you don’t get a long time to jeer the victim.

O’Connell unimpressed

Would like to view on T.V. !!

if he only put that much thought into the affairs of the kingdom, they probably wouldn’t need so many executions

If this were done under the current administration, the crocs would be gone due to budget cuts; the rope would break, ditto; the gibbet would look like a cats-in-the-cradle…Oh, never mind. If this were the current administration that poor schnook would have nothing to worry about. He’d have died of old age by the time they got done arguing over who was going to pay for the execution.

Belt and suspendersbackups are thoughtful and praiseworthyit always made me wonder if a 300’ drop to a hard surface wouldn’t be better, cheaper, more reliable and you could seat the people who would like to watch in the splatter zone.

1. It was meant to be a funny reflection on events that have actually occurred. 2. I have never appointed anybody to anything in my life, directly or indirectly. 3. Your assumptions about my politics are from inside your own head only and have no basis in reality. 4. I know how to express myself without snarling and calling names. You?

That will stop those pesky action heroes from making heroic, but seemingly impossible, last minute rescues.

“The Nazis employed it extensively: twenty guillotines were in use in Germany which, from 1938, included Austria. In Nazi Germany beheading by guillotine was the usual method of executing "-I remember Adolph Hitler hanged some political enemies (with piano wire I think it was), gently so they suffered and struggled for a while and filmed the event. Whenever he felt depressed, he would watch the movies to feel better.He was a strange man.

geez I didn’t know crocodiles ate humans do they????!!!!!!

or PETA huh?!!!!!!

are those crocodiles or alligators?!!!! Swalb%515 said the crocs look hungry today

I looked up crocodiles on Wikipedia they are a danger to humans but they wouldn’t eat them I don’t know why the fink king has them under the guillotine

I looked up crocodiles on Wikipedia they are a danger to humans but they wouldn’t eat them I don’t know why the fink king has them under the guillotine