Close to Home by John McPherson for October 25, 2013

That depends on how valuable you think Norman’s contribution to the gene pool is.

And this is why people should not include workmates as Facebook friends. Call it a “personal policy.”

Some people seem to think that being unfriended is worse than being slapped in the face.

If this is the reason he is out there then let him jump.

That’s not funny.

I’m sure we can come up with something funnier, that doesn’t treat depression as a laughing matter. How about “I said ‘Norman, Stan’s on the edge’, not ‘Norman, stand on the ledge!’” How’s that for a start?

> Norm! What’s shaking? > All four cheeks and a couple of chins. ( Not really relevant, I know… just makes me smile.)

Arianne, that’s cute – it made me smile, too.:-)

this wouldnt surprise me a girl killed herself not long ago because her parents wouldnt let her use her facebook again