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Dave M Free

Recent Comments

  1. 18 days ago on Brevity

    Actually, the sign is quite specific. Do Not Enter. That’s the Enter key. Thus the violation.

  2. about 2 months ago on Brevity

    I don’t remember picasso having poor grammar.

  3. about 2 months ago on Brevity

    Didn’t we all…

  4. 2 months ago on Over the Hedge

    “Super Gonorrhea” was trending on Twitter yesterday. Is anyone else not surprised?

  5. 4 months ago on Over the Hedge

    That was just last week and I thought these strips were written 3 weeks or more in advance. It was timely, though.

  6. 4 months ago on Daddy's Home

    Recently, my 9-yo son with Down syndrome started saying something to my wife when he was hungry. He’s not the easiest kid to understand, but when I finally figured out what it was, I was mortified. His new phrase? “Feed me, woman!” Who taught it to him? My wife, of course. She thinks it’s hysterical.

  7. 6 months ago on Rabbits Against Magic

    I have yet to meet a any human who is not a hypocrite. It’s just particularly onerous in those who claim to be morally superior.

  8. 6 months ago on Fowl Language

    1. You’re supposed to pick that stuff up before you mow.2. This is why you have kids – so you can make them do it. It builds character, you know.

  9. 7 months ago on Rabbits Against Magic

    Yep, that’s what I go too. Of course, then I had to Google “mudskipper.”

  10. 7 months ago on Brevity

    Now if only they were re-selling stolen merchandise…