The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 03, 2013
November 02, 2013
November 04, 2013
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Television Here's the punt...it's high and deep... Television: He catches the punt at his own thirty-yard line....he evades the first tackler...he's at the forty... Television: He cuts back and he breaks free! He's at the fifty...the forty...he has one man to beat... Television: He blows past the final defender! Thirty...twenty...ten...touchdown! Brutus: YES! Brutus: Sigh* Brutus: That's what's wrong with watching games on TV... Brutus: There's no one to high-five with!
jazzmoose over 10 years ago
On the other hand, there’s no one to stab you, either.
sbchamp over 10 years ago
Sports bar?
bbear over 10 years ago
You could clap your hands once over your hands and amuse your family.
JustPlainBob over 10 years ago
What a loser. Get some friends.