Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 09, 2013
November 08, 2013
November 10, 2013
Transcript:
Mr. Spaetzle: Frazz isn't riding his bike as much. Mrs. Plainwell: He's focusing on swimming this off-season. Mr. Spaetzle: I thought maybe he was worried about getting run into. Miss Plainwell: If he was, he wouldn't do drills during family swim.
Chrisdiaz801 over 10 years ago
Excellent words from Miss Plainwell.
Varnes over 10 years ago
Nab, it’s not just the bikers that ignore the third one….If your car breaks down on the highway, I don’t care if it’s twenty feet out of traffic, run away from it, at least 500 ft. Someone will slam into it, it’s given….Never stand within a hundred feet of an expressway…You’re just askin’ for it…
Varnes over 10 years ago
Of course I live close to I 94, so……70 car pile-ups are common this time of year….
Varnes over 10 years ago
Paw Paw to Benton Harbor…..Because of lake effect snow, it’s the most dangerous flat straight road in the world…Beautiful sunny day. Oops! Can’t see out of the windshield, and I’m still going 80mph. Lets just lay a semi across the road you can’t see…
Varnes over 10 years ago
Did I mention that lake effect snow is more slippery than other kinds of snow…Probably should have….It’s black ice on the wind….
Olddog1 over 10 years ago
Speaking of courtesy, drills during family swim period?
hippogriff over 10 years ago
Doesn’t Jane Plainwell know an “if” clause takes the subjunctive? Shame!
Olddog1 over 10 years ago
Right. It’s easier to blow past kids and mothers than real swimmers.
childe_of_pan almost 7 years ago
C’mon guys, eight (nearly) consecutive posts sniping about each others perceptions of the other? Take a break, for pity’s sake. I can’t address Gaunt’s comments, since they don’t appear on my screen (don’t know if that’s so for anyone else) but it’s not unreasonable to assume they are equally “I know you are, but what am I?”. (Trust me on this: they are not “headed toward” it; it’s pretty much where they start.)BTW, Puma: “Google this, genius: Eh via buffone, non mi seccar. HInt: Lorenzo da Ponte.” Sounds a whole lot like “I know something you don’t know, neener neener” which is, I believe, a large part of what you say you dislike about Frazz/Mallett.