Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for October 06, 2013

“Red wigglers, the Cadillac of worms.”

Now back to Les Nessman with your hog reports.

The early bird might get the worm but it’s the second mouse that gets the cheese.

I’ll bet the trout wrote the mote to misdirect the “death” investigation of the missing worm. More at ten.

Kilgore Trout no doubt.

Why that no good, low life worm. That’s a fishy excuse if I ever heard one.

As I always say …

“The early bird can have the stupid worm, because mornings and worms stink.”