Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 28, 2013

So true, so true. I would rather have a tall drink of water, myself.

Not any more, which foils my plans to open gulp-easies.

(Don’t tell anyone.)

Even more terrifying, a book.

^^^Me too, especially since I can’t see how he can see or how he wouldn’t drown. Maybe he’s a zombie big swig.

MAKE IT A REPUBLICAN MEMBER OF CONGRESS AND THAT SHOULD DO IT

Or a Texas textbook – no one will know if it is real or not.

At least it wasn’t another Miley Cyrus joke

Bloomberg would have a heart attack. Nanny lib.

Be sure to go trick or treating at Bloomberg’s door.

Go as Obamacare computer screen.