When my Grandfather got married, he and his new bride left the church in a horsedrawn buggy to get to his farm.On the way home the horse stumbled slightly and startled them. My Grandfather looked at the horse and said " That’s once. " Further on the horse stumbled again and Gramps said " That’s twice. " Then just as they turned in in the lane to get to the house, the horse stumbled again. " That’s three times said Gramps ", and took out his rifle and shot the horse.His new bride said " Don’t you think your over reacting a bit."Gramps looked at her and said " That’s once."
Steve Bartholomew over 10 years ago
Which hair?
naturally_easy over 10 years ago
Nice bouquet!
hsawlrae over 10 years ago
Poison Ivy on an unlucky horseshoe. What a way to get started.
punmeister over 10 years ago
Nag right out of the starting gate.
TheVernalPool over 10 years ago
You promised me you’d wear the veil
Olddog1 over 10 years ago
Ears, not the scalp.
PICTO over 10 years ago
When my Grandfather got married, he and his new bride left the church in a horsedrawn buggy to get to his farm.On the way home the horse stumbled slightly and startled them. My Grandfather looked at the horse and said " That’s once. " Further on the horse stumbled again and Gramps said " That’s twice. " Then just as they turned in in the lane to get to the house, the horse stumbled again. " That’s three times said Gramps ", and took out his rifle and shot the horse.His new bride said " Don’t you think your over reacting a bit."Gramps looked at her and said " That’s once."
jack fairbanks over 10 years ago
what, just the one?
Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago
“Soon as you bikini wax……”