Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 10, 2013

Feng is now Suspect Zero, right? That’s how it sometimes goes when someone fakes their death and someone gets killed by mistake. Was he testing his men, or just doing this for kicks?

Lazarus is the guy who lived about forever. Really, Really old

Noice! I kinda like Feng. Once he chilled the creepiness level down 30 notches.

Lazarus Long lived a really long time in the Robert Heinlein book “Time Enough For Love”.

That knife looks all wrinkly.

You would think that a man of Rip’s experience (and Cobra’s, too) would at least check for a pulse or some sign of breathing before assuming someone is dead.

Lazarus was the FIRST zombie.

Didn’t know Lazarus’ first name was Larry. Must be in one of the biblical translations.

Cobra buys better knives than that. It’s a gaff, and FSK is in on it.

Breezy is just too cute in panels 2 & 3

Cobra needs to carry better knives.

Breezy does have some nice legs.

Cobra’s been carrying a defective blade all this time?!!Oh, the perks of being a pirate queen…

Just goes to show you can’t keep a possibly deceased villain down! Have I mentioned that I like Breezy and Cobra better now that they’re frenemies, with Rip and Breezy being the main couple now? Nice work, Dan; we of Team Bartilucci applaud you!

Those cheap 5 and dime store pirate queen thigh knives will fail every time…

Like Lazarus, he rose from the dead—Leapin’ Lizards!!

It took me all this time to realize that RIP represents Rest In Peace.

“Sweet Larry McLazarus”… Better than “Gollywillikins” or something of that nature, I suppose- or something sacrilegious.

So, did Cobra kiss the toad to bring him back? After all, dead bodies are really poor feng shui…