FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 18, 2013

Just keep on walking…

Dumb move to give him an out, Andy. That’s the way boys are. (No matter how old)

Roger since your wife is lot into tofu get her something tofuy.

This is one wife who has to live with very little spending to none. I told hubby just a meal out by ourselves is enough. Not expensive restaurant either. No more over time no job. No living it up and travel.

She’s not THAT serious, Roger

Ugh. Women.

If you don’t say what you mean, you’re not going to hear what you want. Just be plain; there’s no need to “trick” someone into saying something.

I have the perfect solution with my wife: I buy her a gift certificate to her favorite beauty salon. It’s always the right size and the perfect color.

Odds are that Roger will blow a lot of money on something expensive and Andy will kill him.

My fellow women…there is a deep lesson in this. Don’t say it if you don’t mean it and DON’T expect your man to read your mind. Just tell him what you want…then you can feel free to get mad if he doesn’t comply. :-)

Men get into trouble if they don’t do what their women say and they get into trouble if they do.