FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 16, 2013
December 14, 2013
December 17, 2013
Transcript:
Jason: Hey, Dad, can I borrow your wedding ring? Roger: What for? Jason: "The Two Towers" opens tomorrow and it'd go perfectly with my Frodo outfit. Roger: Promise you won't lose it? Jason: Lose it? I hope to toss it into the fires of mount doom. Roger: No! Jason: Come on! I was just kidding! Really! Sort of.
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
If I were a Hobbit geek, I wouldn’t dare ask to borrow my parents’ wedding ring. If I were also married, I wouldn’t use my own wedding ring either.
Arbitrary over 10 years ago
Sad when these only need minimal dialogue changes to be current.
Two Towers becomes “Desolation of Smaug” and “Frodo” to Bilbo.
Kim Metzger Premium Member over 10 years ago
“Fires of Mount Doom?” Jason, is that any way to talk about your mother’s cooking?
Poollady over 10 years ago
Notice he didn’t ask Mom for hers. He knows better.
sbchamp over 10 years ago
Yep, part 2 of another 3 banger out thereSavin’ my $
aurorawanderer over 10 years ago
SPOILERThe ring doesn’t get destroyed until Return of the King anyway.
dflak over 10 years ago
It would have been better if Roger had refused with, “It’s mine, my preciousssss.”
Doctor11 over 10 years ago
Get your own ring, Jason, and leave your dad’s alone.
PurpleIris over 10 years ago
But if he wore it, he would be invisible and no one would see him in his Frodo costume.
Lakebottom3.14 about 8 years ago
It isn’t tossed into mount doom in the second movie, it’s in the third movie and also it was forced in after golem attacked frodo