Tarzan isn’t that unable to take booze, having lived for a couple of years in “civilization”, so he’s clearly playacting here. And Delilah is falling for it like a chump.
I’ll go with @skjam!, Tarzan aims to have her fall asleep but little does he know the hussy has hollow legs. Her “something comfortable” is not exactly Victoria ’s Secret grade.
I’m also going with @skjam. But still…..he WOULD have to be drunk in order to think she’s beautiful. Besides, I’m sure Tarzan and his ape friends had discovered naturally fermented fruit. That’s how the Greeks discovered it, by seeing how the birds reacted after eating some of the fermented fruit in nature.
Tarzan had better prove that he’s no “hic” and do what’s expected of him! The “more comfortable” costume doesn’t look that comfortable so the tight pants should come off soon. But I do believe that T-zan is faking being drunk and soon Delilah will be rendered unconscious…..time to make a move Tarzan in any direction you please! :)> StayPlayOrRunawayAGowa!!
SKJAM! Premium Member over 10 years ago
Tarzan isn’t that unable to take booze, having lived for a couple of years in “civilization”, so he’s clearly playacting here. And Delilah is falling for it like a chump.
Llewellenbruce over 10 years ago
I never saw Tarzan drink booze in any of themovies he was in.
Polsixe over 10 years ago
I’ll go with @skjam!, Tarzan aims to have her fall asleep but little does he know the hussy has hollow legs. Her “something comfortable” is not exactly Victoria ’s Secret grade.
Old Comic Strip Lover over 10 years ago
I’m also going with @skjam. But still…..he WOULD have to be drunk in order to think she’s beautiful. Besides, I’m sure Tarzan and his ape friends had discovered naturally fermented fruit. That’s how the Greeks discovered it, by seeing how the birds reacted after eating some of the fermented fruit in nature.
Galimatias over 10 years ago
There’s this jungle herb that produces…
The Real Zarth Arn over 10 years ago
A martini doesn’t really seem right for Tarzan. Maybe a banana daquiri.
hablano over 10 years ago
Red wine in a martini glass, now that’s classy!
profkatz over 10 years ago
Tarzan had better prove that he’s no “hic” and do what’s expected of him! The “more comfortable” costume doesn’t look that comfortable so the tight pants should come off soon. But I do believe that T-zan is faking being drunk and soon Delilah will be rendered unconscious…..time to make a move Tarzan in any direction you please! :)> StayPlayOrRunawayAGowa!!
Locksley1 over 10 years ago
Jade? Jane? close enough…anyportinastormagowa