The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 12, 2013
August 11, 2013
August 13, 2013
Transcript:
Police Officer: I pulled you over because you were exceeding the speed limit. Brutus: But everyone was speeding - why did you single me out? Police Officer: You were the only one going slow enough for me to catch.
awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 11 years ago
That really does happen. I was once in the back of the line, and the pack was pulling away from me, and yet I was the one who got pulled over. I asked the officer that very question, and he said, “because you were the first one I came to.”
William Reynolds almost 11 years ago
Ain’t it the truth?
edclectic almost 11 years ago
Well, there ya go!
NoCents almost 11 years ago
Like that old jokes says – you don’t have to outrun the lion – you just have to outrun one other guy in the group.
putertek almost 11 years ago
I was told you were the first one that did not notice me behind you and move over by a CA. highway patrol officer
danlarios almost 11 years ago
the rule in ca is you must drive with the traffic if everyone’s doing 45 in a 40 zone you have to stay in the right lane or something like that?
DaveBNM almost 11 years ago
I had a cop friend that used the line “When you go fishing, do you catch every fish in the pond?”
Neat '33 almost 11 years ago
Here in Northern California, the CHP calls it “freight-training” !If there’s 6 vehicles involved, they’ll usually get 2-3 of ’em and then radio ahead with the description of the others; this being on non-freeway road I might add !!!
bonnevilledriver almost 11 years ago
’Nuff said…