Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for September 05, 2013

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    johnt204  over 10 years ago

    Last I heard, prunes aren’t a veggie. They’re a dehydrated fruit.

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    einarbt  over 10 years ago

    They are so a veggie if you Google “vegetables definition”NounA plant or part of a plant used as food, typically as accompaniment to meat or fish, such as a cabbage, potato, carrot, or bean.

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    jazzmoose  over 10 years ago

    A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Prunes are dried plums. They are a fruit.

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    Tom Falco  over 10 years ago

    They’re grapes now.

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    emptc12  over 10 years ago

    Sort of a more sophisticated version the 60s Funny Face drinks. “Hi, I’m Goofy Grape — just why-they-call-me-goofy, I don’t know. ha he ho he he I’m one of the new Funny Face drinks from Piiilllsbury.” Jolly Olly Orange, Lefty Lemon, Choo-choo Cherry, Freckle-face Strawberry. Cripes, what effective advertising. It still rattles in my head!

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    Thehag  over 10 years ago

    Why they’re jes lookin’ plum terrific.

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    sbchamp  over 10 years ago

    “Warrior’s drink,” -Lt. Worf

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    jack fairbanks  over 10 years ago

    they’ll get better results by eating their dates

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    Digital Frog  over 10 years ago

    They’re a little known cure for the common cold – just drink 1 quart of prune juice every morning, you won’t dare sneeze or cough for the whole day!

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Even prunes are smart enough to not inject poison into their faces in an effort to look “better”.

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    stuart  over 10 years ago

    The Supreme Court has ruled unanimously that a tomato is a vegetable: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nix_v._Hedden

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