So true. We’ve had 2 TVs (with DVDs and separate satellite boxes) for years. Cuts down on conflicts, and if you want to record programmes on different satellite channels at the same time, you’re set.
Also, forget how your mother used to cook. Reset your taste buds to your wife’s cooking style. (Or learn to cook, yourself.) Thank her for what she made you. Chew it, swallow it, don’t make faces. Food is food.
EarlP2 over 10 years ago
Hmm — I was thinking no TV at all would be better!
Llewellenbruce over 10 years ago
Another of his wise sayings.
paha_siga over 10 years ago
The key to a long-lasting marriage is long-term commitment? Sounds quite like those “discoveries” you can usually find in newspapers.
bluegirl285 over 10 years ago
Actually, he’s got a point. My parents have two tvs that come in very handy during football season.
orinoco womble over 10 years ago
So true. We’ve had 2 TVs (with DVDs and separate satellite boxes) for years. Cuts down on conflicts, and if you want to record programmes on different satellite channels at the same time, you’re set.
Dkram over 10 years ago
My Mom and Dad have been married 67 yrs..\\//_
emptc12 over 10 years ago
Also, forget how your mother used to cook. Reset your taste buds to your wife’s cooking style. (Or learn to cook, yourself.) Thank her for what she made you. Chew it, swallow it, don’t make faces. Food is food.
jtviper7 over 10 years ago
What any guy needs is a ’ Wife and a color TV ’ that both work…
Perkycat over 10 years ago
Two TV’s, two computers, two bathrooms = happy, happy marriage. (I’m ignoring Vegas Viper )
TebalYahu over 10 years ago
Tv’s are only good for video games, right?
Number Three over 10 years ago
Yeah, Earl….
LOL xxx
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 10 years ago
That’s right. The early settlers had a t.v. in each room
lightenup Premium Member over 10 years ago
And two closets!!