Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 05, 2013
August 04, 2013
August 06, 2013
Transcript:
Steinbauer: I hear you're entering the golf tournament, Ralph! Ralph: That's right, Steinbauer! Steinbauer: I'm the defending champion, you know! Ralph: Really?? I didn't know you were a great golfer! Steinbauer: I'm not, but I psych-out my opponents! I'll be stuck in your head like a Barry Manilow song! By the way, did you fix the hitch in your swing? Ralph: I have a hitch in my swing??
WoodEye almost 11 years ago
You didn’t have a hitch, but you do now!
roger baker almost 11 years ago
A hitch will probably help Ralph’s swing.
Plods with ...™ almost 11 years ago
PSYCH!
sbchamp almost 11 years ago
No teams?No best ball?Ralph better fall back on #1 strategy:‘Drink heavily’You don’t win but who cares?
sbchamp almost 11 years ago
I play with a guy like thisHaz lots of trickses he doesI knows ’em allAND I putt circles around ’im!THEN we drink heavily…
ChessPirate almost 11 years ago
And so it begins.
byamrcn almost 11 years ago
Fire back, Ralph—ask him about his putting yips.
Jeff0811 almost 11 years ago
Oh Mandy! Meet me at The Copa Cabana.