Imagine This by Lucas Turnbloom for June 27, 2013

What? You chicken, Clovis?

And 18 stories down when he loses his footing.

And he’s still climbing. He must really be scared.

That must be a long three stories up. He’s still climbing.

Wow, he’s still climbing up that laundry chute. He must really be hungry by now.

Uh, oh. I think he’s he’s stuck in the laundry chute. Quick, call emergency squad.

I hear the sirens from the emergency vehicles. They should be here pretty soon to get him out of that chute.

Well, it does give us time to make up our own story lines. Let’s just hope that Clovis doesn’t get upset when the emergency people accidentally pull on his eye patch.

Oh, no!!! The emergency people tried to get Clovis out and accidentally pulled on his eye patch. We now have one emergency person on his way to the hospital. Stay tuned.

Uh, oh. Somebody called SWAT about what Clovis did. I can hear the sirens. SWAT better be careful when they approach. Clovis is not to be messed with.

SWAT just came in the door. Clovis was waiting. He came back down the laundry chute. SWAT didn’t stand a chance.