Red and Rover by Brian Basset for July 01, 2013
June 30, 2013
July 02, 2013
Transcript:
Sorry, kid, about the only items I can sell to someone your age are snakes and sparklers. Boom Fireworks Personally, I prefer snakes. As soon as they stop growing, you can stomp all over them to create a big, black, sooty mess! It marks up the concrete as if something really large exploded. We'll take a dozen boxes!
comicgos almost 11 years ago
Just don’t be letting Rover lick them up Red!
Catfeet Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Red, don’t get anything that will upset Rover—my Lenny Kravitz the cocker spaniel gets catatonic when he hears things getting blown up!
davidh48 almost 11 years ago
“.Buy the rockets and wait until New Year’s. With snow on the ground, the light reflects; a plus is your neighbors can only enviously watch. But, of course you invited them over.
Chile and coffee on the fireplace/stove, stars above, friends and my critters all around; not too bad for someone who no longer needs a Beamer or "corporate “life”.
Thought: “corporate life” is an oxymora too: "I don’t have to think, I just have to fit in. In real life this is called “slime”.
woodwork almost 11 years ago
HATE fireworks…got PTSD from ’Nam, and they make mereally, really, REALLY jumpy
autumnfire1957 almost 11 years ago
If we had know that there was a “Collectibles” market for GI Joes I would never have put that M80 in his hand. Or cherry bombs in model boats.
Stephen Gilberg almost 11 years ago
I watch fireworks only some years; otherwise they get boring. And as a Washingtonian, I get spoiled. But I’ve never seen snake fireworks until just now on YouTube.I’ve also never seen a “Buy 1 Get 2 Free” deal.
news almost 11 years ago
Sparklers?? Careful, Red! In New York City, you’d be a terrorist!
ellisaana Premium Member almost 11 years ago
The salesman certainly understands kids.
hippogriff almost 11 years ago
When I was in junior high in WW-II, we would make our own fireworks. Try doing that now in the age of paranoia.