Monty by Jim Meddick for January 26, 2011

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Jarvis says, "An MRI scanner sir?" Sedgwick says, "Yes indeed? why trust some quack with a stethoscope, when you can have state-of-the-art scanning right at home?!" Sedgwick says, "And you'd be surprised, Jarvis? much like MP3 players and flat-screen TVs... these things are coming down in price all the time!" Sedgwick says, "I found this pre-owned MRI on the Ukrainian black market for well under its $2,385,000 sticker price!" Sedgwick says, "And those liberal elites! Always whining about the rising costs of medical care!" Jarvis says, "So plainly out of touch with main street, USA, sir!"