Monty by Jim Meddick for January 26, 2011
Transcript:
Jarvis says, "An MRI scanner sir?" Sedgwick says, "Yes indeed? why trust some quack with a stethoscope, when you can have state-of-the-art scanning right at home?!" Sedgwick says, "And you'd be surprised, Jarvis? much like MP3 players and flat-screen TVs... these things are coming down in price all the time!" Sedgwick says, "I found this pre-owned MRI on the Ukrainian black market for well under its $2,385,000 sticker price!" Sedgwick says, "And those liberal elites! Always whining about the rising costs of medical care!" Jarvis says, "So plainly out of touch with main street, USA, sir!"
Never trust a mechanic with an adjustable wrench!