Monty by Jim Meddick for September 28, 2007
Transcript:
"What about you, Doc? Have you done much dating?" "Well, you see, in the future everyone is paired to their matching soulmate by a massive database spanning the entire Earth and Martian colonies." "Wait... so you got to meet your absolute truest soulmate?" "Indeed. Jamyang Chomzom... a yak shearer from the plateaus of eastern Bhutan." "Wow! The one person in the entire world who is perfectly suited to..." "Unfortunately, I was 23, she 87 and our courtship was tragically abbreviated by a deep vein thrombosis."
Dennett Premium Member 25 days ago
Ya gotta hate it when that happens…