Monty by Jim Meddick for September 27, 2007

Transcript:

"What's the red smear?" "That?! Um... it's... um... OK! You caught me! It's lipstick on my collar! Now my secret, torrid affair has been exposed!" "Gee, I hope this doesn't affect us... I mean... I know we're just friends and all... but still... I hope this doesn't make you jealous... Um... does it? ...Make you jealous, I mean?" "You're not buying this, are you?" "Is that from a 'Bic' pen?" "Actually it was an 'El Marco.'"