Monty by Jim Meddick for March 19, 2003
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?I?m not getting you a Fresca! That?s Monopoly money!? ?Yeah?so? Some money has pictures of dead presides?this has pictures of little trains. What?s the difference?? ?Monopoly money is worthless!? ?Worthless? It seems to me this $500 bill might be worth a few houses on that cruddy ?Baltic Avenue? Lot you own?? ?Well?Ok. True?but I don?t intend to humiliate myself by?? ?How ?bout $1,000?? ?And I want that with a twist of lemon!?