Monty by Jim Meddick for March 20, 2003
March 19, 2003
March 21, 2003
Transcript:
?This is insane. We can?t let a monkey kick our butts at Monopoly!? ?I know, but what can we do? He?s unstoppable!? ?Grab some cash outta the box while he?s in the bathroom!? ?But?but that?s stealing.? ?No. No. It?s just an extremely low interest loan?? ?Go to jail! Go DIRECTLY to jail! Do NO pass go! Do NOT collect $200!?
Chimpanzees are apes not monkeys….doo-da-doo-da…Monkeys have tails and apes do not…all the live long day!