Close to Home by John McPherson for June 09, 2009

I hope it’s the kind with sparkles right in the paint.

why not just go to the store and by some of those pajama bottoms, every one is wearing them all over now

I like to spray paint the balls bright orange so I can find them in the woods easier.

Back in the dark ages you could buy orange balls! I think they quit because they were losing too many sales since they were sooooo much easier to find! Jerks!

Are those… Tiger stripes?

I was going to spray paint my balls bright orange but the paint gave me a rash.

lol, bigmouth calm down a horse or 2, if their were no censoring things would get out of hand man.

Bigmouth: if you don’t post comments that some find offensive then you won’t get flagged and removed from the sight .

@runnar: You painted the balls orange and got a rash? Sounds like a marine I knew who got lice and used Raid to try to remedy the situation. Good thing I was a trauma nurse. Crazy guys.!

Golf is a perfectly good walk throuhg the woods ruined by a little white (or orange) ball.

So it’s either Fore.. or Duck…when you’re going to get hit by a golf ball.. but what is the word you yell for all the flying political hype? These are comics for god’s sake…

Take it all with a grain of salt already…