Same reason why Zombies don’t go in for P90X or Insanity workout routines. Zombies are Definitely “Low Impact”
Why zombies not ride Segways?
Youth is wasted on the Young
Obviously the kid’s been watching 28 Days Later, 2004’s Dawn of the Dead, Zombieland, and World War Z
Oh, come on! Who ever heard of zombies with the runs . . . . ☻☻
First one to get the shotgun!
obviously after a runners high, only one that can still effect zombies
zombie rehab is full of kids with fibula poking thru their jaws
smart zombies protect their lumbar
Time for remedial shambling classes…
Zombies tend to fall apart when they go too fast.
I prefer the old Mummy-type zombies that I could get away from even by walking on my hands.
Son, let’s walk over there and eat ALL the brains.
Veridian almost 11 years ago
Same reason why Zombies don’t go in for P90X or Insanity workout routines. Zombies are Definitely “Low Impact”
TechnoScotty almost 11 years ago
Why zombies not ride Segways?
crobinson019 almost 11 years ago
Youth is wasted on the Young
James Hopkins almost 11 years ago
Obviously the kid’s been watching 28 Days Later, 2004’s Dawn of the Dead, Zombieland, and World War Z
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Oh, come on! Who ever heard of zombies with the runs . . . . ☻☻
ChessPirate almost 11 years ago
First one to get the shotgun!
bopard almost 11 years ago
obviously after a runners high, only one that can still effect zombies
bopard almost 11 years ago
zombie rehab is full of kids with fibula poking thru their jaws
bopard almost 11 years ago
smart zombies protect their lumbar
pbarnrob almost 11 years ago
Time for remedial shambling classes…
Coyoty Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Zombies tend to fall apart when they go too fast.
ChrisV almost 11 years ago
I prefer the old Mummy-type zombies that I could get away from even by walking on my hands.
kaffekup almost 11 years ago
Son, let’s walk over there and eat ALL the brains.