After 9 months in the dark, I saw a light at the end of the tunnel. However, my first sight was of a masked man talking in a strange language, who proceeded no slap me (across the posterior) until I cried with pain. Then, someone tied me up in some kind of sheet so I could not escape. What a cruel world I have entered.
I was a breech birth, with the umbilical cord wrapped around my throat, and after a half century, things haven’t gotten any better. Maybe I should crawl back in and demand a new start.
pouncingtiger almost 11 years ago
Just born and she’s already a twit.
edclectic almost 11 years ago
Somebody should smack her mother.
Kokopelli almost 11 years ago
I was born cold, wet, and naked. I hope things get better.
KEA almost 11 years ago
My Grandnephew (1 mo old) has his own “blogspot”. I refuse to read it. (I think it’s ghostwritten anyway)
mkahn almost 11 years ago
After 9 months in the dark, I saw a light at the end of the tunnel. However, my first sight was of a masked man talking in a strange language, who proceeded no slap me (across the posterior) until I cried with pain. Then, someone tied me up in some kind of sheet so I could not escape. What a cruel world I have entered.
sadiedog almost 11 years ago
Alas! Soon all communication will take place through electronic gizmo! It has already begun!
CayC almost 11 years ago
OOPS! OUCH!! WHOOPS!!!
emjaycee almost 11 years ago
Still like Steven Wright reading from a baby’s diary: “Day One: Still tired from the move.”
Jeff0811 almost 11 years ago
Today is the first day of the rest of my life. That about sums it up.
alan.gurka almost 11 years ago
I was a breech birth, with the umbilical cord wrapped around my throat, and after a half century, things haven’t gotten any better. Maybe I should crawl back in and demand a new start.