Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for August 15, 2009
August 14, 2009
August 16, 2009
Transcript:
Petey: I've made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It's two separate sandwiches - one peanut butter and one jelly, on two separate plates, so nothing touches. And I cut the crusts off. My online Global Picky Eater Rank has dropped from 24th to 93rd! I've got to get seriously picky. So now that I've made this elaborately fussy sandwich, I'm going to refuse to eat it. Alice: That is hardcore picky!
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Petey is among the best, Alice.
serenasakitty almost 15 years ago
He works very hard at it.
wndrwrthg almost 15 years ago
A Pat Paulsen fan?
Charles Brobst Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Then his older brother walks by, grabs one sandwich gobbles it down, get a soda out of the fridge and on the way back takes the other sandwich and says, “More for me, duffass!”
shewith5 almost 15 years ago
Flash backs cabrobst?
pibfan868 almost 15 years ago
So far there is no older brother, so I guess the logical final step is to refuse to let his little sister eat it too.
Dmajor almost 15 years ago
Y’know, if you don’t feed ‘em anything at all for most of a week, they start to get way less picky.
lazygrazer almost 15 years ago
I would think torching it would improve his standings.
bald almost 15 years ago
well if you could see me, you can tell i am not a picky eater
mrsullenbeauty almost 15 years ago
He should refuse to even speak to it.
Keith Messamer almost 15 years ago
This is me, but I don’t like peanut butter *or* jelly.
Wolfdreamer250 almost 15 years ago
You know I would love to see a website like that. I wonder if one exists.