Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for August 12, 2009
Transcript:
Mom: Alice, watch where you're going, please. Alice: Flip flop flip flop flip flop! Mom: Don't get hypnotized by your fancy flip-fops. Alice: Flip flop flip flop flip flop BANG OW MOM! Who left all that furniture in the middle of the living room - that's what I wanna know. Mom: That was the coffee table. It's been in this house longer than you. Now calm down.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Mom has the patience of a saint…or she drinks heavily.
wndrwrthg almost 15 years ago
Margueritem: “She goes running for the shelter of her mothers little helper”.
JHSayers almost 15 years ago
How many childhood crises had the opening lines of “BANG OW MOM!”?
rayannina almost 15 years ago
Most of them …
terra.cripe almost 15 years ago
I just love the line “Don’t get hypnotized by your fancy flip-flops”. I’m going to try and find opportunity to say that to someone in real life.
kimberphi almost 15 years ago
hey… I just received some sequined bumblebee clips for flip flops! Have to admit they are rather mesmerizing to look a…. OW* *bang Oh #%&@! … (apologies, mom)
gopuppy almost 15 years ago
Flip flops are good only in one place - the beach. I just don’t understand why people love to wear them everywhere else. Hey in the house, take off your shoes and flip flops. Otherwise you’re tracking in all sorts of glob from outside…
joefish625 almost 15 years ago
hey marguerite, mom has the patience of a saint BECAUSE she drinks a lot…
vawser almost 15 years ago
I tell my kids, those aren’t flip-flops…they’re thongs! To which they reply, “Dad…Ewwwww!”
Donna Haag almost 15 years ago
There is no minor bobo that does not feel better with a moyther’s hug.
mrsullenbeauty almost 15 years ago
She flipped when she should’ve flopped.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 15 years ago
I never wore flip-flops. Since 1953, I always worn my puffball slippers
Ushindi almost 15 years ago
Better coffee tables than fruit bats….