Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 06, 2013

Oh my gosh; we can say that now?!? Bet i won’t.

Yeah… who wants to see the crack of dawn?

That’s why I always sleep till they’ve repaired it. I like to get up to an unbroken morning.

Um, is Dawn cute? Cuz if she’s a hottie….

Watch out for that peck on the cheek, girly girl….Don’t want to get all cock-eyed…

It’s really hard to keep these answers clean…….

Varnes….yeah….I, too, have a few comments I can’t use…LOL

But it reminds me of the now defunct Comics.com…

Their computerised “nanny-bot”, as you may remember, would bleep out the alternative word for rooster… replacing it with something like “|$?|$?”…even if it was part of another word!

So people substituted zero for the “o”, or used the word “rooster”, as in c0cktail and Hitchrooster…until….. ..someone…and it just might have been (cough) …me ..discovered that an actual anatomical word didn’t get bleeped.

So some people…. and you know who you are….started calling the famous director “Alfred Hitchpenis.”

Wonder how long we get these Guy and rOdd strips… and who’s been choosing them….Dan must be on a break..He does OK…but THIS is classic Brevity as I remember it.

This may not be a match made in hen.

A lady I know had the user name “Morning Glory,” and got all sorts of kinky emails. When she found out what it meant in some circumstances, she quickly changed it..On another website, the censor won’t allow the word “circumstance,” which might be understandable. But it won’t allow “Justin Bieber,” either. Where’s the logic in that?

now it boils down to what she wants to eat.the chicken or the egg

That rooster is getting the impression they just dont see eye to eye, and they also should never have agreed to meet at KFC

That bird looks like a chicken to me. :P

She must have Eosophobia…

Good stuff today guys!! Good work. Work? I mean good time.

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