Jeff Danziger for March 10, 2013

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    Justice22  about 11 years ago

    Not being represented in choosing God’s leader means the females are not bound by the edicts coming from the chosen???

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    pirate227  about 11 years ago

    I was under the impression that they did not look but, instead reached under and felt for the holy marbles…

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    ru2dum020  about 11 years ago

    Danizger is right on again and again, over and over he gets the message across. Terrific talent. Thanks Jeff

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    TaurusLady  about 11 years ago

    @pirate227 In the show ‘The Borgias’ (on Showtime) they did just that.

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    Don Winchester Premium Member about 11 years ago

    So….you don’t worship God because of how OTHER people misrepresent Him instead of finding out for yourself? Do you also not drive cars because other people have crashed them? Do you not swim because people have been known to drown? Do you not eat sandwiches because someone might’ve choked on one? You don’t do things because of other people??? Wow, stay inside and you won’t get hurt…oh wait, no…houses have been known to burn down. You’re screwed…

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    dannysixpack  about 11 years ago

    so if you’re for freedom of people to choose birth control, openly be gay, seek medical procedures (that the church elders might be against) and speak out against the church coverup of criminal pedophilia, then you’re anti-catholic, eh? Call me a PROUD ANTI-CATHOLIC then.

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    lonecat  about 11 years ago

    I’m happy to leave the Catholic Church alone so long as they leave other people alone — for example, by letting other people make their own decisions about birth control and abortion. So long as the Church shoves its agenda down our throats, we have a right to criticize the Church.

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    hippogriff  about 11 years ago

    MortyForTyrant : Moon phase may have some impediments for certain ages for five or so days per lunar month, but has little or no effect on thinking about “it” (or whatever euphemism you want) – or participating, either. Take a biology course, or find a suitable wife.

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    vwdualnomand  about 11 years ago

    they should close the vatican. it is not a real country. if someone wants to be a priest/nun, they should be chemically castrated.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 11 years ago

    Probably questions the validity of Voodoo, too. Imagine! Shocking disrespect for religion.

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    Rickapolis  about 11 years ago

    Can’t they just do away with the entire hypocritical travesty?

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    hippogriff  about 11 years ago

    Ms. Ima: Balderdash! I know of several, some as high as archbishop. Most have been in South America, laying the moral basis for the Bolivarian Revolution, but one is teaching at my old [protestant] seminary. This does not include lay members, of which there are an abundance, Granted, they do have a harder time of it than those in lockstep, but they do exist now and in the recent (late 20th century onward) past.

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    dannysixpack  about 11 years ago

    ^perhaps the church should consider leaving non-catholics alone and stay out of secular politics.if the catholic church is going to play politics, then they should not have the benefit of tax exempt status, as they are not a religion, like they say they are.too bad their religion supports conspiracy and pedophelia. what i don’t understand is if the mormans are not allowed to practice polygamy, why are the catholics allowed to practice pedophilia?

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    dannysixpack  about 11 years ago

    @orthodox Catholicyou’re a disgrace to christians everywhere.only 4% or your ordained, nice number to ignore. and when all else fails blame the ‘homosexuals’ for all the problems in your church.Leave it to your ilk to not take responsibility for your own coverups and blame others.

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    dannysixpack  about 11 years ago

    @orthodox catholicand you have a hell of a lot of nerve talking about MORALITY. The vatican sympathized with nazi’s to exterminate jews during WW2. You gonna blame that on the jews/gypsys/catholics that marched into the gas chambers while attempting to protect their friends who were jews. Oh yes, and you can blame the HOMOSEXUALS for that too.in case you forgot, your outgoing pope was a brown shirt nazi..your hypocritical preachings are the most IMMORAL hypocracy on the face of the earth.

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    rossevrymn  about 11 years ago

    Funny, Danziger!

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