Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 15, 2013

Have fun, buddy.

Talk about pay-back!

“Good afternoon sir. May I interest you in some of our famous Crunchy Frog?”

Hmmmm… I think the “new” guys took a good look at the way I had Andy treat the salesmen…. Smythe would approve!

It’s Roy Wood! Hats of to that Harper on the Move …hope the Mustard stays on the Hot Dog, but i wouldn’t make a big ELO about It..

Tooling to New ColumbiaBarking Back @ Daddy Guido “Don’t Live in that NYC no mo” Murrah

Hey, bud!You can cheer yourself up at Andy’s pub.Life is cruel!Hurry, before all the beer is gone.

Wizzo? Is that a cleaner used in the loo?

I somehow doubt if Andy (or anybody in his town) knows the word Schadenfreude but it definitely fits in here today!

I once had a job selling hearing aids door-to-door. I almost starved to death because the people who needed my product couldn’t hear me knocking.

Doing that stuff is called entymology and it bugs some People, and most Trees.

Andy doesn’t coton Salepersons’ interruptions . . and They find-it hard to get a word-in edgewise.

. . . Who can resist trying the Product however?

. . .Florrie nags him about squeezing in the middle, bless Her. and she’s got lots of Middle.

Andy always makes time to be helpful, howeverHere, Andy councils a Youth, and lets Him know just how appreciated He is in the Community.

Oh, It’s just gotta be back feet music . . .gotta black beat; just can’t lose It.Though it’s more than some can Berry.

Some don’t even get as far as the door.

I’ve made-known my distaste for the current ‘writing’ team of G.G. “Broken Clock” Gumby, as-well-as any implication that Andy’s Posterior is anything but wise or smart.Here’s Master Reg’ take on Andy’s disbursement of wisdom to salespeople ambersand apostrophe rats !!!!The Guy’s a Wordsmith! surely that has redeeming social value . . .

Does anyone know LInda Dean’s whereabouts? She hasn’t commented for a few days.

Good Friday afternoon everyone!

Hey Gweedo!

What would be an interesting surprise to see Andy actually buy something from this next saleman who turns out to be much more charismatic!!!

A dead crab is less fattening?

Here’s some Wizzo worth sellingWood Wizzardry

Roy Wood founded the Band Move [California Man, etc.] which transmogrified into Electric Light Orchestra [later bigger as ELO sans Roy]. No relation to Ron Wood [?]

And of course Whizzo tastes like aged in Wood. Admittedly, for those of a Boulder taste [kinda the opposite of Gwee-do].

The connection to Today’s ‘Wizzo’ is a literal Wizard and true Star, Reg Smythe. The connection between Whizzo Roy Wood and the Beatles is M Something/Anything himself, Todd Rungren, a Wizard and true Star, literally. Plain ol’ Wizzard. . . the Guy loved pre-Beatles ’murican Music like Transatlanticans love the Invasion.

Andy doesn’t always go to the door.

Glad you are singing a tune, Gweedo! Music does wonders for the soul!

And Chalkie’s last comment to me, has me totally confused!