Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 19, 2013

What’s even worse, there’s no can opener included.

And they says it’s a dog’s life.

Most dogs I know love cat food.

Maybe he was expecting an actual cat.

Cat food is way too high in calories for dogs. Makes a dog REAL FAT REAL FAST. If poor old Rover there can get the cans open, at least he won’t starve for a long time.

I’ve never seen a dog turn down anything that resembled food (my dog, however, agreed that my mom’s salmon pie was not fit for consumption).

He should try it, it might be canned cat

Regardless of having a can opener or if the cans have pop top lids, he still doesn’t have the required opposable thumb to handle either.

well, at least he has his own tree to pee on

This would not be a problem for any dog I ever had. However, if this were a cat on the island, and a case of dog food, the poor kitty would starve to death.

Tastefully yours,Tom Fitzmorris

you’re not leaving the island ’til your plate is clean mister! there are dogs on social security that would kill for that food!

I like it!

The cans were put in the box upside down. They all have a pull tab.

Nobody who has ever had both a cat and a dog would think that a dog would be disappointed to find a case of cat food.