B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 02, 2013

This one’s a washout, guys.

I felt I wasn’t good enough to my 2nd wife.

I always clean my house whenever anybody visits — even a service person like a plumber!

douche for hot date.

Mother In law’s take special classes to be all BAD. many graduate with honors.

I’m going through this now. We’re rushing through re-doing our basement (the guest bedroom is down there) in anticipation of my in-laws visiting in 17 days. And if it were up to me, I’d be spending money on something else. But my husband goes nuts over having everything clean before they come, which is funny because he could care less when my mom comes to visit. And he doesn’t care about the house the rest of the time. I’m grateful they only come to visit every couple of years (we mostly go there), but it’s still a pain and they stay for 2-3 weeks (much too long for anyone!)

It’s nice to have advance notice. My honey invited his mother and grandmother to my house for the first time on Easter soon after we met. I wasn’t confident with my cooking skills yet and I hurried up and re-cleaned the house in the short amount of time after he told me they were on their way. I had young children, nothing ever stayed clean. Luckily it was a success, no thanks to him!

I can understand this one. And some of them I cannot.

dude, my brother has THE WORST MOTHER IN LAW OF ALL