New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for February 05, 2013

" Mrs. Brown, you’ve got an ugly daughter…"

“The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul” – Douglas Adams

She’s too late. Phineas Fogg already been there, done that, bought the t-shirt.

I sure hope she has a towel to protect herself from the Ravonous Bug-Blatter Beast. “A mind-mindbogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you.” -Douglas AdamsYes, you read that right. :)

Perhaps she will encounter Eccentrica Gallumbits on her journey.

She’s suspended there by Art.

Hands, do what you’re bidBring the balloon of the mindThat bellies and drags in the windInto its narrow shed.

- William Butler Yeats The Balloon of the Mind

They’re very handsome, though…..NOT.

It’ll all end in pirates and dodos.