Pickles by Brian Crane for February 04, 2013

Nelson isn’t old enough to know what “figure ofspeech” means.

My kids could never figure out how I knew what they were going to do, before they even did it. I tried to tell them, there was nothing they could do, that I hadn’t done, or tried to do !

You need one made from tin foil. That’s what will work.

My kids wonder how I know what they are thinking and I just tell them I have ESPN, they get my corny joke now.

Much more stylish than aluminum foil.

Hooray for the all knowing Grandma!!! Where would we be without them.

he probably has mac & cheese for lunch every day so of course she knew what he wanted. Same thing as always.

When I wear my wife’s underwear on my head she knows just what I’m thinking!

Yeah, Nelson, that lid isn’t going to get it done. It’s got air holes in it.

It’s written all over his face.

Very cute!

xxx

He should wear a red helmet on his head like Magneto, then no one could read his mind.