Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for November 14, 2021
November 13, 2021
November 15, 2021
Transcript:
Man:...So ladies, how's it going? Woman: Fabulous! I have realized my G.P.F.! Cathy: Me, too! Man: Excuse me? Woman: My genetic potential for fitness. Cathy: TA DA! Woman: Every woman who ever lived in my family has had big thighs......there's no way my thighs aren't going to be big! Cathy: I'm predisposed to have a thick waist and a problem rear, and......voila! Woman: It's genetically impossible for my thighs to get and stay thin! Cathy: A thick waist and problem rear are encoded in my DNA! Women: THIS IS WHO I AM! MY GENETIC POTENTIAL FOR FITNESS HAS BEEN REALIZED, AND I CAN NOW EAT DESSERT WITH A CLEAR CONSCIENCE! Man: My genetic potential for commitment is used up. I have to go meet someone else now. Woman: QUITTER!! Cathy: Men just don't know how to take responsibility for themselves.
SnowBunny12 over 2 years ago
I can’t use that excuse. My parents joined Weight Watchers years ago and lost a lot of weight and have kept it off. I’m definitely the chubby one in the family. And I will always eat dessert. Yum.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Well, men are hunters and women are gathers(if my high school lessons are still valid). If you think about it a little, it fits this particular situation pretty well.
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
Quasi-scientific DNA testing is now being used to sell all kinds of products you don’t need – like quasi-scientific DNA testing.
this is summerdog over 2 years ago
Girls, stick those forks in your mouths and stop talking!
rgcviper over 2 years ago
Well, at least their expectations match their actions. Still, time for yet another [eye-roll] …
HI, MOM. Happy Sunday, “Cathy” Clan.
hendelca Premium Member over 2 years ago
Who knew Cathy would be a forerunner of latest philosophy about weight – be happy with how heavy you are. So I am happy being overweight (not really) but would be ecstatic if I lost 20 lbs.
Final performance of “Sleuth” last night. I have not done lighting for an 8 night run for a long time. Felt good but still sad it is over. Now to gear up for “It’s a Wonderful Life” in December.
I hope everyone is having a great weekend.
gjfreeman01 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Live life, enjoy what you enjoy. Otherwise, you will find yourself with regrets