Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 23, 2014

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Saleswoman: More of us are overweight and fewer of us have any money than ever before in history. Caption: In response to these two powerful trends, the fashion industry presents... Saleswoman: ...This season's must-have item: THE $450 MINI SKIRT!! Cathy: What?? Saleswoman: So tiny, only two women in America can fit into it...so expensive, only three women on the planet can afford it! For once, a look that will inspire all women to quit asking,"What's wrong with ME?" and to ask,"What's wrong with THEM??" Have the designers lost their minds?? Are they completely insane?? It's a symbol of how low they've sunk and how high we've risen! Every woman should own one! Cathy: OWN one??! Saleswoman: I said,"Must have". I didn't say,"Must wear"! Assistant: I have mine framed over the mantel!