Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 17, 2013
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10,000,000,000 - Function human: No interest. 10-Function remote: Man: Awesome! Upgraded hair and make up: No reaction. Upgraded pocket PC: Co-workers: Is that the new one?? Let me see! Let me see! Teeny little black dress: No response. Teeny little cell phone: Co-workers: Can I hold it? Can I try it? Me first!!!! Sleek stilettos, slinky pants, sultry sweater topped by an astoundingly brilliant, creative, insightful, loving, educated brain: Zip. Sleek laptop: Co-workers: I love it! I love it! I love it! Cathy: Forget "Victoria's Secret." Women should shop in "Victor's Secret." Co-workers: Wow! Is that a USB cable peeking out of your purse???
legaleagle48 about 11 years ago
It’s because the gadgets are less complicated and don’t try to analyze everything a man says or does to find some hidden meaning, Cathy! eye roll
Deezlebird about 11 years ago
Because tween girls are only typically only into technology as a means to an end—the point that allows them to constantly communicate with others. Whereas guys tend to just focus on the technology itself and things like gaming, watching videos, etc.
ncalifgirl58 about 11 years ago
Lookin good today Cathy! Happy Day all!
Mickeylacey about 11 years ago
looking very smart Cathy!!!!
summerdog86 about 11 years ago
She forgot to mention that a big attractor of men is to be surrounded by men. For some reason……..
Gretchen's Mom about 11 years ago
The “teeny little cell phone” is now actually getting BIGGER again to accommodate all the constantly-bored people who want larger screens on their phones in order to play video games and watch t.v., movies and videos on! I don’t need — nor do I even want — a cell phone for anything other than to make and receive telephone calls on (I don’t even know how to text!). At age 44, I’m probably one of the world’s youngest technological “dinosaurs” you’d ever meet . . . and my life’s actually a pretty full and happy one despite that fact, too!
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Hi, rgcviper!
Hello and Happy Sunday, fellow “Cathy” fanatics! Hope everyone’s had a really nice weekend. Going through some really weird weather here in southern Indiana where I live. Yesterday, the high was 72° and sunny. Today it’s currently 36° and snowing like crazy! There must be a couple of inches on the ground already and there’s no sign it’s going to stop any time soon. IT’S JUST NUTS!! I’m soooooo looking forward to Spring, even though that means it would be weed-pulling time again and I absolutely despise doing yard work. But everything has its price, I guess. You have to “give” in order to “get”!!!!!
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Gretchen's Mom about 11 years ago
rgcviper about 11 years ago
Yup—once again, the [eye-roll] should do it.
I’ve fallen behind on recent comics, and will try to catch up this week.
HI, MOM. Happy Sunday, Clan.