Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for August 05, 2014

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"Everyone's so obsessed with aging that people inject botulism in their faces to look younger." "I bet if the fountain of youth involved something as absurd as slathering yourself in mustard and rolling around in pistachios, folks would probably do it." "FYI, pistachios are a natural revitalizing agent and mustard tightens."