Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 03, 2013

If a tear falls and no one else is there to see it, are you still sad?

Gary isn’t totally inhuman… he still carries the trait of making his pathetic self feel better by someone else’s misery.

Be the best head floating in formaldehyde you can be!

@Prof danglais: That’s okay. I’m still mystified as to how a head floating in a jar of formaldehyde can even talk. ;-)

Travis should work (with some help) to find some body to love!

With all that time alone in his jar, I’d like to see Travis train himself to develop telekinesis and use it to retaliate against Leo this year.

We need a storyline this year where Travis gets a body and wreaks revenge on Leopold for all the previous atrocities committed against him!

Link to one of the most beautiful monologues I’ve ever seen… and a part of my favorite movie:-http://youtu.be/a_saUN4j7Gw

… brilliantly ahead of its time.

You don’t have to be a head in a jar for the notion of having worthwhile goals to be laughable.

Aww! Poor guy! :-(