Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 05, 2013

I wonder why?

What kind of shoe: Nike, Converse, Sketchers, New Balance…?

Can he foot the bill?

tell ‘em he’ll put his foot down

If the show fits…

I have NEVER found a decent pair of shoes at Payless.

Bigfoot has a big understanding Wiz, you have to help or he’ll stand over you

Try PayMore

big foot = monopedbig feet = biped

Try Reyers in Sharon, PA or shop online. My nephew is 16 with size 15 feet, his sister is 10 and wears a size 9 in women.

You would think that the Yeti would have worked out his footwear problem by now.

the wiz is a whiz

Bigfoot. BigFOOT! NOT BigFEET! Why does everyone draw him with both feet big? Only one of his feet is supposed to be big!