Close to Home by John McPherson for December 18, 2012

that explains a lot.

Sounds familiar…too familiar! Ha!

I thought bad kids got a beating from Knecht Ruprecht.

I was thinking that why you believe in Santa because when you stop you start getting bvd under the tree

That’s the alternative to coal, but I’m not sure which is worse.

Tht would explain the lingerie one girlfriend used to have…

and, of course, there is Evil Underwear Santa who gives the gift of underwear with interesting yellow stains on one side and curious brown stains on the other

And “bad girls” get Victoria’s Secret.

I come from a large family- mom wrapped everything she could so Christmas looked more extravagant. Socks, underwear, etc. add to the present count.

My wife wants Almond Roca Santa to show up. Ho Ho Ho

Eh, underwear is better than coal.

Don’t forget about the socks.

I always got a toothbrush and an apple…. does the toothfairy sub on some houses?