A platypus walks into a bar and asks the bartender,“Got any shrimp?” The bartender says ,“No, now go away!.” The platypus walks into the bar later and asks, “Got any shrimp?” The bartender says,“No and if you ask me that one more time I’ll staple your webbed feet to the floor!” The platypus walks into the bar yet, again, and asks,“Do you have any staples?” And the bartender says,“No.” So the platypus asks,“Got any shrimp?”
Superfrog almost 11 years ago
And yes, you were adopted.
YokohamaMama almost 11 years ago
The platypus – an animal designed by a committee.
edclectic almost 11 years ago
A platypus walks into a bar and asks the bartender,“Got any shrimp?” The bartender says ,“No, now go away!.” The platypus walks into the bar later and asks, “Got any shrimp?” The bartender says,“No and if you ask me that one more time I’ll staple your webbed feet to the floor!” The platypus walks into the bar yet, again, and asks,“Do you have any staples?” And the bartender says,“No.” So the platypus asks,“Got any shrimp?”
pcolli almost 11 years ago
“Oh, there you are, Perry.”