Some birds just sing more sweetly than others. I don’t mind EVER being awakened by mockingbirds out my windows. Now it has been a little chilly to keep bedroom window open for a few days. Only 46 and it’s almost sunrise now,
The restroom door said “Gentlemen” So I just walked inside,I took two steps and realized I’d been taken for a ride,I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied,By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse, what could be worseThan two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse?The restroom door said “Gentlemen” – it must have been a gag,As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag,She sprayed me with her can of mace and sapped me with her bag,I could tell this just wouldn’t be my day, what can I say?It just wasn’t turning out to be my day.The restroom door said “Gentlemen” and I would like to findThe crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign,‘Cause I’ve got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind,Now I can’t sit with comfort and joy, boy oh boy,No I’ll never sit with comfort and joy.
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
I’d like to see Crumb and Thatababy have a late-night singing contest.
el8 over 11 years ago
“Blackbird Singing in the Dead of Night” – Beatles
vldazzle over 11 years ago
Some birds just sing more sweetly than others. I don’t mind EVER being awakened by mockingbirds out my windows. Now it has been a little chilly to keep bedroom window open for a few days. Only 46 and it’s almost sunrise now,
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
He’s ready for “Killer Karaoke”.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 11 years ago
So THAT’S what that song was!
runar over 11 years ago
The restroom door said “Gentlemen” So I just walked inside,I took two steps and realized I’d been taken for a ride,I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied,By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse, what could be worseThan two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse?The restroom door said “Gentlemen” – it must have been a gag,As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag,She sprayed me with her can of mace and sapped me with her bag,I could tell this just wouldn’t be my day, what can I say?It just wasn’t turning out to be my day.The restroom door said “Gentlemen” and I would like to findThe crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign,‘Cause I’ve got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind,Now I can’t sit with comfort and joy, boy oh boy,No I’ll never sit with comfort and joy.
kzcreations.com over 11 years ago
WARBLE for the win